{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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Schuler Books is an independent bookseller with four locations across the U.S. state of Michigan. Along with new and used books, Schuler stores feature an extensive gift section, magazines, print on demand services, event spaces, and a café.
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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