{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
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Gunnar Larsson (politician) (1908-1996) was a Swedish politician. He was a member of the Centre Party.
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St. Erentraud's Abbey, Kellenried, otherwise Kellenried Abbey, is a Benedictine nunnery in Kellenried. The abbey belongs to the town of Berg in Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
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