The 2003 Australian Grand Prix was a Formula One motor race held on 9 March 2003 at the Melbourne Grand Prix Circuit. The race was won by McLaren driver David Coulthard, who took the 13th and final race victory of his Formula One career.
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Floritettix aptera, the wingless Florida grasshopper, is a species of spur-throated grasshopper in the family Acrididae. It is found in Florida, as the name suggests.
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