{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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