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Bellator 279: Cyborg vs. Blencowe 2 was a mixed martial arts event produced by Bellator MMA held on April 23, 2022, at the Neal S. Blaisdell Arena in Honolulu, Hawaii, United States.
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Michael Deshown Ford is an American former professional football running back. Ford was signed by the Chicago Bears after going undrafted in the 2013 NFL draft, and played college football at LSU. Ford was considered one of the better running back prospects of his class.
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